Dr. Price: I don't understand. He's been dead for about ten hours.

Basil: Yes, it's so final, isn't it?

Sybil: Basil!

Basil: Well wouldn't you say it was final dear? I'd say it was pretty *bloody* final...

Dr. Price: Do you mean to tell me you didn't realize this man was dead?

Basil: People don't talk that much in the morning... Well look, I'm just delivering a tray, right? If the guest isn't singing "Oh What A Beautiful Morning," I don't immediately think, "Oh there's another snuffed it in the night." Another name in the Fawlty Towers Book of Remembrance. I mean this is a hotel, not the Burma Railway. I mean it does actually say "Hotel" outside, you know. Perhaps I should be more specific. What about "Hotel for people who have a better than fifty percent chance of making it through the night"?